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Our editors voted on the best captions submitted by your colleagues:

 “Your blood work results are back and your mercury levels are through the roof.”

 

“Sal, buddy… I hate to break it to you, but the tests confirm it’s downstream only from this point on.”

 

“I’m gonna start with antibiotics, but if you don’t see a change within a week, let minnow”

 

“I’ll be with you in just a moment, I have bigger fish to fry.”

 

“How much fish oil did you supplement with exactly, Fred??”

 

 “Holy mackerel! We need to get you to the ER!”

 

“Doc, can I substitute medical marijuana for seaweed?”

 

“Mr. Jones, you really didn’t need to change into the gown for this visit; the issue clearly involves your face.”

 

‘For the last time, say NO to dangling hooks!’

 

Doc, my paranoia has gotten so bad, I sleep with both eyes open.

 

 

 

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