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Top 10 Cartoon Captions Submitted

Our editors voted on the best captions submitted by your colleagues:

 “Your blood work results are back and your mercury levels are through the roof.”


“Sal, buddy… I hate to break it to you, but the tests confirm it’s downstream only from this point on.”


“I’m gonna start with antibiotics, but if you don’t see a change within a week, let minnow”


“I’ll be with you in just a moment, I have bigger fish to fry.”


“How much fish oil did you supplement with exactly, Fred??”


 “Holy mackerel! We need to get you to the ER!”


“Doc, can I substitute medical marijuana for seaweed?”


“Mr. Jones, you really didn’t need to change into the gown for this visit; the issue clearly involves your face.”


‘For the last time, say NO to dangling hooks!’


Doc, my paranoia has gotten so bad, I sleep with both eyes open.




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