Cartoons

Connect the Dots…

“I don’t know what these dots are…but ya mind if I connect ‘em?”  

Your Patients

“I hope he wasn’t one of your patients…”        

Imagined Symptoms

“Impressive. You have the imagined symptoms of a man twice your age.”                  

Can You Prescribe a Porsche?

“I need something to make me feel better. Can you prescribe a Porsche?”    

Employee Wellness Campaign Cartoon

“We’re having a big meeting today to kick off our Employee Wellness Campaign. Did anyone remember to bring in soda and donuts?”          

Second Opinion

“No, I don’t need a  second opinion from  your smart phone.”                                

Like a Duck

“You look like a duck, you walk like a duck, you smell like a duck … I’m gonna refer you to a specialist.”        

Tails, You Take a Baby Aspirin

     

Cancel All Appointments

“Cancel all appointments!”    

The Computer is Sick Too…

“I ran all your symptoms through the computer, and now the computer is sick too.”

Blindfolded

“This is a common procedure. So to keep things interesting, I’m going to attempt it blindfolded.”

A Little Pinch

“You’ll feel a little pinch, then another pinch, and then a few more because I’m pretty bad  at this.”  

Cough

“When I said ‘cough’ I meant you, not him!”                      

Green Thumb

“It’s green all right, but it’s not because you’re a gardener. Let’s get you into surgery.”  

Pirate Cartoon

“Arrrr, matey… I wish we had better healthcare options, too.”  

Too Much Turkey

“Ye are not having a heart attack. Ye just ate too much turkey.”

Santa’s Cholesterol – Cartoon

“Mr. Claus, I’m putting you on a strict diet. Your cholesterol is, like a million.”

Jack O’Lantern & Cosmetic Surgeon

Jack O’Lantern Visits the Cosmetic Surgeon

So far all I’ve found is…

“So far, all I have found is a pair of gloves, and a wrist watch from the previous operation!”

Change Your Appointment…

  “I’m not suggesting you’re a hypochondriac, but your gynecologist called to change your appointment.”

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