Clean Hands: 12-Step Program
September 2, 2016
“I use so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer my hands had to join a 12-step program.”
Cartoons
Imagined Symptoms
August 2, 2016
“Impressive. You have the imagined symptoms of a man twice your age.”
Can You Prescribe a Porsche?
July 27, 2016
“I need something to make me feel better. Can you prescribe a Porsche?”
Employee Wellness Campaign Cartoon
July 25, 2016
“We’re having a big meeting today to kick off our Employee Wellness Campaign. Did anyone remember to bring in soda and donuts?”
Like a Duck
July 6, 2016
“You look like a duck, you walk like a duck, you smell like a duck … I’m gonna refer you to a specialist.”
The Computer is Sick Too…
June 7, 2016
“I ran all your symptoms through the computer, and now the computer is sick too.”
Blindfolded
May 31, 2016
“This is a common procedure. So to keep things interesting, I’m going to attempt it blindfolded.”
A Little Pinch
May 15, 2016
“You’ll feel a little pinch, then another pinch, and then a few more because I’m pretty bad at this.”
Green Thumb
April 24, 2016
“It’s green all right, but it’s not because you’re a gardener. Let’s get you into surgery.”
Santa’s Cholesterol – Cartoon
December 9, 2015
“Mr. Claus, I’m putting you on a strict diet. Your cholesterol is, like a million.”
So far all I’ve found is…
April 13, 2015
“So far, all I have found is a pair of gloves, and a wrist watch from the previous operation!”