The New Adventures of Lassie

What’s wrong, Lassie? Is Timmy’s cholesterol in trouble?

Blackberries Are Rich in Vitamins…

If you’re going to use a smartphone, I recommend a Blackberry. Blackberries are rich in vitamins and antioxidants.

Midlife Sucks

You’re suffering from an incurable condition called “midlife sucks.”

Limited Surgical Coverage

Your health insurance has limited surgical coverage, but you’d be amazed at what I can do with nail clippers and duct tape.

Biological Tech Support

“Doctor and physician are outdated terms. I’m your biological tech support specialist.”

Cartoon-Suffer from Good Health

“You can enjoy diabetes, high cholesterol, and hypertension or you can suffer from good health.”

Cartoon Caption Contest!


Pacemaker Apps Cartoon

“In case of emergency, do you have a DNR — Do Not Recycle?”

“Forget medical school, son. You have a guaranteed spot at my old alma mater!”


“I’m the doctor who brings the cards. I’m a cardiologist.”

By: Randy Glasbergen

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